So I was sitting in bed programming. I thought that I farted, but I sharted. As I went to the closet, poop from my pants dropped on the floor and hardened. I was too scared to pick it up. My dad gets home from work, looks at the floor, and thinks its just chocolate that I dropped on the floor. He scraped it off the floor; thankfully he didn't eat it.
anonymousFunny May 25, 2018 at 8:30 am10
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olayz 5 years ago