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I really liked this boy but he never notices me :( when my friend told me she liked him and asked if she could have him I said yes because I could never get a chance later I over hear her tell him that Ive always hated him and can't stand him he then called me and said that I should fuck off :( .confez

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Dec 6, 2011 05:03 PM - Love - by Awesomegirl6

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I had a crush on this girl Amy for a long time. One night I was drunk and texted her and told her how much I liked her. She just replied with LMFAO. confez

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Aug 2, 2011 09:11 AM - Love - by Kent

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I was sitting in the backyard watching my dog run in circles and chase his tail for 15 minutes. I was thinking "wow, this dog is stupid and easily entertained." Then I realized that I was sitting watching my dog chase his tail for 15 minutes. confez

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Aug 2, 2011 09:11 AM - Other - by Phil

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I'm a girl and I want to get married to a woman just to piss my dad off. confez

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Aug 2, 2011 09:11 AM - Love - by Janice

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My bios made me go get him lunch, so spit in his sandwich, I don't know why, he's a nice guy. Sometimes I'm just mean for no reason. confez

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Aug 2, 2011 09:08 AM - Work - by Stacey

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My daughter asked me yesterday how me and her mom met. I was caught off guard and the blurted out the truth. A strip club. confez

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Apr 26, 2011 08:59 AM - Kids - by Roy

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Like 5 years ago I went to a job interview. I wanted to sound smart. So, I decided to try to fake a British accent the whole time. I was applying at Burger King. confez

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Apr 26, 2011 08:59 AM - Work - by Amy

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Went on 3 dates with a guy, he told me he loves me, i freaked out lied and said it back... i never want to see him again! confez.

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Apr 26, 2011 07:26 AM - Love - by sara

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